When Jeff the Drunk came into the studio, Howard pointed out his hair was groomed for his job opening the backdoor at the grocery store where he worked, and that he actually looked "clean." This led Howard to say he wasn't happy Jeff's mom passed away earlier this year, but that, at the very least, her death seemed to have helped Jeff get some aspects of his life straightened out. Jeff then reported he had the day off from his job, and that his boss was the one who drove him to New York.
Howard admitted Jeff hadn't been on the show very much lately, but added it was because he didn't think he had much to say. However, Jeff responded that Howard knew he was funny, and that it was his fault this morning for making him "sound like sh*t." Jeff went on to deny Artie's claim that he called him every day, but Artie insisted he had the caller ids saved on his phone to prove it.
Jeff's arch enemy, Big Foot, then called in to say he was a better Wack Packer than Jeff, but Jeff replied, even if that was the case, he ran into a woman recently who assured him he was better-looking than Big Foot. Howard then asked Jeff what the most disgusting thing he ever did was, but he didn't have an answer.
Artie proceeded to say, though, that he had a favorite moment from Jeff's life, recalling the time he was handcuffed to a woman for two straight days for a bit, and that she ended up crying when Jeff had to take a dump – while she was still chained to him. After Ronnie the Limo Driver came in to "speak on behalf of everyone in the office" about how boring Jeff was this morning, Jeff opened a beer bottle with his teeth and drank some of it, even though he had other unfinished bottles at his disposal. Jeff then sang "I'll Be Home For Christmas" before noting he lost his license following his latest DWI arrest, and that he was now living in his trailer with the one brother of his who liked him.