Ralph called in to give his critique of Fred's new scorpion tattoo, recommending he remove the flower the scorpion is sitting on. However, Fred responded he didn't care about Ralph's advice, and again explained that his tattoo was in honor of his daughter, Tess. As he continued to look at the tattoo, Howard noted one of Fred's birthmarks was positioned to make it look like the scorpion had defecated. Will then came into the studio to say he actually liked Ronnie the Limo Driver's panther tattoo – which Howard commented resembled a salamander to him – better than Fred's, but no one else agreed. Howard went on to say the tattoo artist told Ronnie he'd incorporate all the moles on his arm to make it look like there were rocks by the panther. Because Ronnie was in the studio, Howard pointed out how funny it was earlier in the week when Ronnie was hypnotized to believe he was a stripper named Jamie, and went on to ride the Sybian. After Howard reported the bit was on HowardTV, Artie mentioned he didn't understand why Ronnie would give such a detailed description of a "vagina" – namely, that it was hairy and not tight – that he didn't have.