When Artie opened the show wishing Howard a happy Valentine's Day, Howard feared Artie had gone gay. Howard proceeded to play "Brokeback Artie," which featured clips of "Brokeback Mountain" interspersed with Artie's drunken conversations with the men from "Queer Eye for the Straight Gay." Following the clip, Artie joked that it proved that "anyone can turn gay." Robin then wondered if a person could actually "turn gay," which Howard claimed was not possible. However, Howard admitted that he really enjoyed watching Richard's bikini wax yesterday.
Howard went on to say that there were about 150 pictures taken of the event, and that the pictures will be appearing over time on this site leading up to its debut on Howard TV next month. After reading a number of e-mails about the waxing, Howard had Richard come into the studio. Richard reported he felt "great" today. Although he acknowledged that he was "a little numb" and that his "ass cheeks were sticking together a little bit," he did say he'd do it again. Howard said that, even though he didn't want to see Richard naked again, he had him show off just how red he was this morning. After showing off his baby-smooth privates, Richard told Howard that the worst part of the experience was when the hair was ripped from "his shaft." Robin pointed out, though, that, given Richard's size, he didn't need to use the word "shaft" when describing his penis. Richard assured Robin, though, that he "grows" a great deal when he's aroused.