A Roaster in the Making

Sal came into the studio and said that he wanted to roast Lisa, which Howard gave him permission to do. After Sal's performance – which included saying that the only roast Lisa is good at is eating one, that Lisa's had more black guys on her than a slave ship and that Lisa's so manly he saw her in the hall having a c*ck fight with Penny Crone – Lisa told him she liked his insults because of the "love in his heart." Lisa then reported that she ran into Stuttering John a few months ago and that she told him he made a mistake leaving the show. However, Howard replied that he understood John's decision, especially because of the amount of money he was offered to join "The Tonight Show."