Captain Janks got on the line to talk about how excited he was about the roast. When Ronnie told Janks that he should've "came in" and helped him, Howard demanded that Ronnie correct his grammar. However, Ronnie acknowledged that he didn't know what was wrong with what he said. Ronnie went on to note that Artie only likes people who buy him things, "like second-row floor seats to Billy Joel concerts."
Artie responded that Ronnie's argument wasn't true and that he's actually given over $50,000 to his friends from high school. Artie added, though, that he did have a great time at the Billy Joel show he attended last week. Ralph called in and reported that he didn't think Ronnie would be able to handle the roast, explaining that he busted on Ronnie once and "he cried for months" about it. However, Howard pointed out that since Ralph didn't exactly come through during his roast, he shouldn't complain about anyone else.