Artie started his routine by wondering why he would ever hang out with Ronnie, seeing as he already has "a guy who drives him to work." After mentioning that Ronnie's so short that his feet are visible in his driver's license photo, Artie said that whenever someone brings up the actress Minnie Driver, he automatically assumes the person's talking about Ronnie. Artie then pointed out that Bob once accused Dave Chappelle of stealing one of his jokes, which he said was like "Gary the Retard accusing Stephen Hawking of stealing one of his theories." Upon assuring Bubba that the water pills were having their desired effect on him, Artie commented that Howard needs more attention than anyone else he knows. To illustrate his point, Artie brought up that Howard not only hired a news team to cover only him, but that he got mad when one of its members reported on how much he paid for Beth's Valentine's Day presents. Artie reminded Howard that The News was created to cover more than when he has "an extra frozen banana at night," before recommending that Howard create "yet another roundtable about him." Despite his insults, Artie admitted that Howard does some important things with his money, like buy Robin another car. Artie went on to say that while 40 people died in New York yesterday because of the cold, Robin's biggest decision was to decide which of her seven cars to drive into work this morning. Upon closing his set saying that he hasn't seen something as "big and black" as the stretched Escalade limo Ronnie bought for Howard since he caught a glimpse of "the last c*ck Ralph sucked," Artie said, "My name's Artie Lange; thanks for letting me get a load off my chest." Ronnie noted that Artie was "pretty f'ing funny" because of the way he let Howard have it. However, even though Howard claimed that he handled Artie's comments well, Ronnie pointed out that Artie will eventually pay for what he said. This led Artie to report that he hopes Howard's retaliation involves another million-dollar job offer that allows him to "sit around and act like a douche."