Howard introduced a new segment this morning called "This is Your Sex Life," in which porn star, Tabitha Stevens, was asked to remember the names of some of the people with whom she's had sex with for the show based only on summary descriptions of their encounters. The first participant, who, like all the other people involved, was hidden from Tabitha, said, "Thanks to William Shatner, I won the chance to f' your ass, you f'in' bitch. I was supposed to get butt sex, but you f'ed it up, you f'in' c*nt." Without hesitation, Tabitha (and everyone listening) knew the man was Jeff the Drunk, who recalled that he lost his erection before entering Tabitha because "she didn't do it right." Despite Jeff's claim, Tabitha assured Howard that she was ready to have sex with Jeff, but that he became "soft" after slipping on his condom. As Jeff continued to yell insults at her, Tabitha, who admitted to giving Jeff hand release during their rendezvous, joked, "I have a horrible sexual past."
Tabitha guessed the next contestant as well, a woman named Amanda who told how she won her time with Tabitha following a round of Lesbian Dial-a-Date. Amanda recalled that she and her husband went to Tabitha's hotel room after the contest and that, after some oral sex, both she and Tabitha shared an orgasm thanks to a "double-ended vibrator" while her husband watched. Amanda went on to say that she once owned a Sybian, so Howard asked if she and Tabitha would be willing to try his model together. Amanda replied that she couldn't for "personal" reasons, but Tabitha said she'd give it a whirl. As Tabitha was getting ready for her ride, Jeff yelled out that he had a "Sabean" story, but Howard made him leave the studio before ruined the mood for everyone.
Once she was on the Sybian and Gary got it going, Tabitha began moaning before saying, "I want my uterus to fall out." Gary proceeded to increase the speed of the machine, which caused Tabitha to scream. Gary eventually had the Sybian cranking full-blast and Tabitha joked that she broke her neck because of it. Tabitha reported, after she was done on the Sybian, that it felt great and that she was still shaking. When Tabitha sat down and put up her feet, Howard pointed out that Jenna Jameson had the exact same reaction to her time on the Sybian. Howard then noted that Tabitha could handle anything. However, Tabitha commented that wasn't true, adding that she couldn't handle Jeff because "his penis shrunk." Jeff, who had just come back into the studio, replied to that comment in true Jeff the Drunk form, saying, "F' you, bitch."
After Tabitha was able to recognize the next two participants – Steve, the man in a wheelchair who she deflowered in Las Vegas and Dennis, Irish John's brother who she dated for a brief time – Tabitha was unable to correctly identify Jay, a man who ate dog excrement just to be with her. Jay reported that the dog feces he ate for the contest tasted exactly like he thought it would and that it had a stick in it and was filled with hair. Jay went on to say that although he sometimes gags when he thinks about what he did, he doesn't regret it because it not only got him on the show, but it also allowed him to have sex with Tabitha.
The last person in the game was Aubrey, a woman who, along with her half-brother, got physical with Tabitha after winning a contest on the show. Aubrey remembered that she drank almost an entire bottle of wine before having sex with Tabitha and that her half-brother focused on Tabitha's upper body while she "took care of business downstairs." This led Howard to point out that he can't even watch television with his sister without feeling uncomfortable, so he wondered if Aubrey had a problem performing with her half-brother present. Aubrey responded that she tried to get her half-brother out of her mind while doing it, but that it was still "creepy."