A man came in today to play a new game called What's My Secret. Howard pointed out that he was bald, had a moustache, big muscles and tattoos. Howard started asking him questions, the first being if he was gay, because of his effeminate voice. He answered no, but then Robin immediately pegged it. He was actually a "she," but he doesn't have a penis, he still has his vagina. He said that he's very proud of his vagina and would never get a penis, even if future technological breakthroughs would allow him to have a working member. It turned out that the man was actually Buck Angel, a porn star.
Howard wondered if it would be gay to have Buck ride the Sybian, considering "he" was still technically a she. Everybody was torn between wanting to see the disturbing hot situation and being completely repulsed, and they finally let him do it, for the TV show. Artie joked that it looked like Mr. Clean was riding the Sybian. When Buck got off of the Sybian, he said that he thought he had squirted and wondered who was going to clean it all up. Howard said that he never wanted to see the Sybian again, that it was ruined. Will Murray said that he was dry heaving during the experience and he thought that he might have even gotten hit by something flying through the air. He said that it smelled bad and that there was a little puddle at the bottom of the machine. Howard TV producer, Mike Gange, said that he probably wouldn't have a problem if it was Pam Anderson's puddle, but this was a stretch. Everybody was a little shaken after the experience but Howard said that tomorrow some Penthouse Pets were coming in so they could get them to ride the Sybian and forget this had ever happened.