Jamie Lynn - Pet of the Year Cassia Riley - Pet of the Year Runner-Up As soon as they got into the studio, the girls immediately started kissing each other and told Howard that they've been fooling around with each other nonstop for the past week. Cassia has a boyfriend, but he doesn't know about her "thing" with Jamie. Jamie said that she'd give up the guy she's seeing for Cassia in a second if it came to that, because she's so beautiful and so much fun. Howard asked if they hooked up because they were both on the road promoting the magazine, which they said was the case, adding that they get very horny out there. They revealed that they actually met on the show the last time they both came in. The girls told Howard about the first time they hooked up. Jamie was changing in her room, Cassia commented on how beautiful her boobs were and started touching them (34D, all natural). Jamie took her top off in the studio and Cassia immediately started rubbing them. Cassia also took her top off too (34C, also all natural) to show everybody. Richard Christy came into the studio and said that he's a paying member of their websites and asked if he could stay to watch. He brought in some printouts of their hardcore sex acts for Howard to see and he was blown away at how hot they were for each other.
Howard asked the girls if they'd sit on the Sybian, and they were a little hesitant to do it. Howard started it up to show them how it works, and Cassia agreed to do it and then she straddled the Sybian. Gary started the controls at 20%, but Cassia asked him to pump it up because she's felt desensitized. Gary quickly brought it up to 75%, and then to full force. Cassia complained that she was too nervous and shy to let "it" happen in the studio. Artie told her to pretend that there wasn't a creepy redneck with a microphone by her ass which might make it easier. Jamie went over to make out with her to try to speed up the process, but said it just wasn't going to happen. Cassia felt really bad and apologized for not being able to finish. Artie pointed out that he didn't think that the girls had real breasts, so the girls offered a feel to prove their realness. The girls said that lots of celebrities hit on them and that they both went shopping for vibrators together the other day. Jamie likes dirty, rough sex, likes to have her hair pulled and to be spanked, and talked dirty to. Cassia was nice enough to demonstrate on her "wifey" for Howard how dirty they get. Cassia claims to be the craziest pet, saying that she likes to watch other girls go down on her man and also toss her guy's salad (lick his butt). Jamie said that she has a special talent, she can squirt when she orgasms.
Richard asked Cassia if she ever makes Jamie squirt, causing Howard to order him to stop asking questions like that because they were ladies. The girls answered though, saying that Cassia doesn't really like squirting, in fact, she's kind of scared of it. Howard finally had to ask Richard to leave because he kept jumping in with his usual perverted questions. The girls told more stories of their high school days and how they participated in 3-somes before once again making out for Howard and the crew. Artie said that he couldn't get over these broads and how sexy they were. They got a standing ovation from the entire room for their final make out session. Howard said that Artie was in Heaven this morning; he was watching to chicks making out while eating a chocolate cupcake. Artie said that this might very well be the best morning of his life.