GOOD VERSUS GOOD

After promising to bring in a guitarist during her next visit so she can re-record her song, “Holiday,” Joanie mentioned that her new movie, “Illegal Aliens,” stars her and Anna Nicole Smith as opposing aliens. Joanie then noted that while Anna plays a good alien in the film, her role was as an evil alien. However, when Joanie added that her character comes to earth in order to save human beings from a collision earth is about to have with another planet, Howard noted that it sounded like she’s actually a good alien as well. Joanie responded, though, that she kills people in the film and that, although she also helps people in it, she is considered to be the bad alien. When Howard suggested that the plot of the movie sounds like one of Artie’s films, Artie agreed with the statement, except that “Illegal Aliens” sounded “better.” Joanie went on to say that “Illegal Aliens” is being shown to distributors tonight and that she was paid “a few thousand dollars” for her role. After playing some clips from the movie, Joanie reported that she’s trying to follow in the footsteps of Jack Nicholson. This led Fred to do his Herman Munster-like impression of Joanie from scenes out of “Dirty Harry” and “The Godfather.” Artie also pointed out that, in the clips, Joanie sounded a bit like High Pitch Eric’s character in “Supertwink.”