Howard had Joan Kelly, the author of the book, "The Pleasure's All Mine," into the studio to talk about her role as a "submissive."
Joan commented that she's very selective about who she'll see both professionally and personally and that she used to earn anywhere between $1,000 and $7,000 per month from her clients.
After acknowledging that she has "a hardcore spanking fetish," Joan said that one of her more regular clients recently paid her to pierce her own nipples, as well as to "sew up" her vagina. Joan proceeded to show off the scars that both experiences left, which Howard and Robin noted looked painful.
Not Quite As Advertised
After discussing her interest in being "fisted" as well as "fisting" women, Richard presented Joan with several humiliating acts she could perform, but she turned them all down.
In fact, the only punishment to which Joan agreed to subject herself was when Artie asked if she'd watch all of his movies with him. Joan went on to deny Will's claim that she told him she was into "enema play" and once "exploded" all over the floor during one of her sessions.
Richie, from Howard TV, came into the studio and asked if he could spank Joan, a request which she granted.
Daba Steps In
Artie commented that he thought Joan was nice, but that there was a misconception about what she'd be willing to do in the studio. Joan then explained that, although she's into some crazy sexual acts, she isn't willing to be humiliated, which, she added, she would have been had she agreed to Richard's suggestions.
Despite Artie's civil manner of handling Joan, Sal stormed into the studio, announced that he didn't like her and then proceeded to tear up a copy of her book. When a number of listeners called in to complain about Joan's unwillingness to perform certain acts on the air, Howard mentioned that JD should come into the studio and talk to Joan while she pleasured herself.
Although JD was hesitant to oblige, he finally agreed and instructed Joan to rub herself. JD went on to demand that Joan think of him on top of her "sliding" himself into her.
Joan did as JD told her, but Howard pointed out that JD's words weren't having the desired effect.
Joan responded that JD looked young enough to be her son and that was why she couldn't get into what he was saying. Joan added that the only way she'd ever have sex with Sal would be if she knew for certain that she'd be able to give him a venereal disease.