Mariann from Brooklyn called in to report that she's entering a film in Howard's festival concerning High Pitch Eric's eating habits and that she had a great time cheering him on outside of the Ed Sullivan Theatre on Monday afternoon. Howard replied that he liked the "We Hate Leslie Moonves Too" t-shirt that Mariann was wearing at the gathering, before adding that he liked her idea for the film festival as well. Howard proceeded to take a call from Capt. Janks, who wondered if it would be possible to see clips of Artie eating his vending machine snacks on Howard TV. After Howard told Janks that such a video could be arranged, Artie pointed out that Benjy is another show member whose diet should be getting some attention. Artie explained that Benjy once again came into the studio this morning with bags of lettuce, as well as some more of his "mystery black sh*t," which Benjy noted was soy meat. When he found out that Benjy weighs 259 pounds, Howard commented that Benjy may be eating healthy food, but the amount of it he consumes cancels out its nutritional value. Benjy replied that he could go hours without eating if he wanted to, but since he doesn't have to limit himself that way, he doesn't see any need to actually do it.