Howard said that he got word that both Sal and Richard had both defecated in their pants this morning. The dirty duo came into the studio and Richard explained that he hadn't been able to eat solid foods for a while because of work he had done on his teeth recently and that he lost control of his bowels this morning when he ate a piece of cake.
Sal then noted that he "let out a really long, wet fart" a short time later and that some solids ended up coming out with it. Sal went on to say that he didn't throw away his boxers, but instead cleaned them with toilet paper. After Richard admitted that he hadn't taken off his soiled underwear either, they both showed Howard their proof. Upon seeing the dirty underwear, Howard said that Richard's underwear was worse than Sal's, but Sal commented that was only because he was wearing plaid boxers and the marks weren't that visible because of it.