Artie admitted that he ate four of the 184 Devil Dogs that he received as a gift yesterday fan who used to work for the company that makes them, but that he won't be consuming them as quickly in the future because he started "a regimen" last night. Artie explained that, because he's gotten so heavy, he tried running yesterday, but that it was "a f'ing disaster" and that he lasted for only six minutes on the treadmill. To make matters worse, Artie also said that the SIRIUS engineer he hired to put songs into his iPod didn't do a good job, because he not only forgot to put all of Bruce Springsteen's albums on it like he was supposed to, but he loaded the "Jerry McGuire" soundtrack instead. Artie then noted that when he's in shape, he can last longer on the treadmill and do it at a higher speed, but that he hasn't been in that shape since 1984. Howard then unveiled a picture of Artie from when he was in high school, and commented that Artie "looked normal" at that point.