Jon played clips of Artie talking about his crazy driving, as well as when he grew a moustache. Following the clip, Gary mentioned that he has a friend who weighs 300 pounds, but still has a “hot” wife. This led Gary to point out that women have the ability to see past men’s physical unattractiveness, but that men don’t have that talent. Sal responded that Gary’s statement is true, but it’s because women are more interested in men’s bank accounts than they are in their looks. Sal added that if Howard were a plumber, he didn’t think Beth would be as into him. However, Ralph didn’t agree with Sal’s opinion, explaining that, since Howard has such a good “wrap,” he believes that might’ve been enough for him to attract someone like Beth. Ralph went on to say that he actually liked Artie’s moustache because it “broke up his fat face,” while both Jon and Gary commented that they felt otherwise. Jon then played segments about Artie’s best friend at SIRIUS: the vending machine.