Ralph kicked off “The Friday Show” noting that he was glad Gary showed up this time. Gary replied that he missed the last edition of the show because he was “chained to a toilet.” Jon Hein added that Gary “wasn’t in good shape” that day and that when Gary called him that night, he said it was the first time all day he’d left his room. Jon then pointed out that Sal and Richard were laughing, to which Sal replied that they were playing “old lady porn” over Madison’s opening theme song, which he said caused them to get giddy. When Sal mentioned that he likes the opening song, Gary noted he felt that way only because Madison once told him he was funny. However, Sal assured Gary that wasn’t the case, and it was actually because Madison informed him that he was “hot.” Jon said that he had “a ton of stuff” to play this morning and started with a replay of the Tyra Banks clip Howard introduced the week before last, where the talk show host admitted her worst fear: dolphins. Following the clip, Ralph noted that he really didn’t like her and that JD needs to save all of her shows because he thought it’d be cancelled soon. Gary told Ralph that that wouldn’t be the case though, because the program is a hit.