Nicole Bass, who was at SIRIUS because she's one of the stars of Robin and Fred's entry to the film festival, stopped into the studio.
Upon seeing Nicole, Howard estimated she had gained 50 pounds since her last appearance, an estimate she claimed was too high.
Nicole went on to explain she recently suffered from pancreatitis, which she explained prevented her from working out.
Artie then advised Nicole she should try to lose the weight she had gained as quickly as possible or else she'd start to "look weird."
It's Just Really Wrong
Howard asked Nicole if she thought the Sybian would have any effect on her, but she insisted she'd never get on it. Howard then brought up that another of the "actresses" in Robin and Fred's movie, Siobahn, wanted to ride the Sybian, but he wasn't sure he could handle such a sight.
However, Will came into the studio and told Howard he had to let Siobahn try out the machine because "it'd be the most disgusting thing ever."
When Siobahn came into the studio, Howard commented she looked "vile" and like "a man in a belly shirt." Siobahn told Howard she hasn't had sex since her operation, but she's been abstinent because she's "too choosey," not because she hasn't had any suitors.
As Siobahn took off her panties, though, Gary noted her private area looked like a cut-in-half penis that had been "opened up," so he doubted Siobahn was turning many men away.
Gary added he was putting on his beekeeper's mask while operating the Sybian for Siobahn because he didn't want to be associated with the event in any way. While Siobahn was on the Sybian, she reported that it was irritating her hemorrhoids, before also pointing out that it gave her "a road rash" on her "cooter."
After Siobahn's performance on the machine, Artie said the Sybian had "jumped a school of sharks" and Fred declared that he couldn't even talk after what he had seen.