CRYSTAL-CLEAR TROUBLES

CRYSTAL-CLEAR TROUBLES

Howard said he tried to order porn last night through Time Warner Cable, but he couldn’t find it on his recently re-vamped system. Howard thought the problem might’ve been caused by his new high-definition television setup, which he pointed out has complicated his television viewing lately. Howard didn’t understand why he decided to get high-definition television in the first place, noting very few stations actually broadcast in high-definition and doesn’t watch sports, which Artie said is the best reason to get it. When Howard also reported the shows that aren’t in high-definition take up only half of his television screen, Fred thought there was a way to change the picture’s ratio, but it’s “a pain in the butt” to do. Gary came into the studio and added the commercials that air on the high-definition channels aren’t in high-definition, which makes the screen size change constantly, regardless of what he’s watching, which bothers him.