Caller Has a Women on Her Mind

Howard took a call from a woman named Michelle, who announced that she used to be married to a man, but has since divorced him and gotten into a lesbian relationship. Michelle explained that she had homosexual feelings even while she was married and that she often fantasized about women, including Melissa Etheridge, when she was having sex with her husband.

Michelle then told Howard that she divorced her husband because he was "a raging alcoholic," which she admitted saved her from having to admit her sexuality to him at the time.

However, Michelle also mentioned that she was faithful to her husband throughout their relationship, despite her urges to be with women. Howard asked Michelle if "she's hot," but she reported she wasn't. Michelle also told Howard that her life partner wasn't what many people would consider attractive either, but that she has "big cans," which Howard responded was "good enough" for him.