As Iris began talking about a dinner she allegedly had with Snoop Dog, Howard interrupted her and said it was time for her to get on the Sybian.
After assuring Howard that she was medically sound to ride the Sybian, Iris announced that, since she put on 10 pounds as of late, she wouldn't get naked in front of him out of fear that he'd make fun of her.
However, Iris did reveal her breasts, which Howard admitted "weren't that bad." Iris then showed off her thong, though, which Howard noted was "a wake-up call."
Howard advised Iris to get off the Sybian if she felt like she couldn't handle it. Will then reported that he caught a glimpse of Iris' "gunt" as she prepared to get on the machine, and that he also saw something "brown" in her thong, an accusation that she denied.
Howard noted that, once Iris was on the Sybian, she started breathing very heavily and she admitted that she "wasn't comfortable."
Given this, Howard told Gary to remove the Sybian's attachment and Iris reported that she felt better after he did so.
When the Sybian was at 5 percent, Iris commented that she felt "great," and she had the same response when Gary increased its speed to 20 percent.
Gary proceeded to change the Sybian's pace to 30 percent, which Iris said was getting her "hot."
Iris noted, though, that she wasn't sure if she could have an orgasm, and Artie acknowledged he was having the same concern about himself.
After a few minutes on the Sybian, Iris asked Gary to stop the machine, and claimed that she'd had an orgasm, and was "all tingly all over and very relaxed" because of it.
Howard took calls from listeners – some of whom joked that Howard was going to hell for putting Iris on the Sybian – but mostly commented that they were grossed out by Iris' performance.
Iris then told another "joke" that was difficult to follow, this one about a woman whose husband advised her to park her car in the garage when there was too much snow to find a spot for it in the street.
Upon hearing her "joke," Howard responded by asking Iris what's "fat, hairy and vomiting," before revealing the answer to be Artie.