When Blue Iris came into the studio, Howard pointed out that he's never heard her say anything funny, yet she has her own weekly comedy show in Los Angeles.
Iris replied that she's not good at telling jokes, so she instead "tells stories" during her gigs.
Gary then pointed out that Iris' "back tits were a C-cup," and Iris admitted that she'd gained weight because she was on steroids for her asthma.
However, Iris told Howard that, unlike baseball, she wouldn't be thrown out of "granny porn" because of her steroid use.
Iris reported that she was recently in the hospital for internal bleeding and that she discovered the problem when she discovered blood in her stool.
Iris then said that she had "a cute story" for Howard, before telling him about a time she went to her mother's house for pizza and that a woman on an elevator told her mother that she didn't "look very good" because she was in her nightgown, or something like that.
After hearing the tale, which no one in the studio seemed to get, Howard commented that he understood why Iris had her own comedy show.
Prefers Jews But Will Do Black
Iris mentioned that she got into porn when she was 53, and decided to do it to create a keepsake for her grandchildren.
Gary then came into the studio and said that, although Iris has claimed that she doesn't perform interracial scenes in her movies, he'd, in fact, seen her having sex with black men.
Richard backed up Gary's story, adding that he'd seen two films that have featured Iris with black partners. Iris responded that she's primarily attracted to Jewish men, but that she remembered her interracial scenes after Gary and Richard reminded her of them.