After touching one of Siobhan's breasts, John reported that he lost his virginity when he was 14 and has had sex 12 times since then. John went on to tell Howard he was arrested for selling drugs to an undercover cop a few months ago, which he commented ruined some of the relationships he had with women. After listening to John's story, Howard said it was time for him and Siobhan to go to her apartment for their session. Before John and Siobhan left, though, he wanted to make sure he'd be able to come to Artie's roast next month. Ralph, who was on the line, responded that John shouldn't only be allowed to attend Artie's roast, but all other roasts in the future as well.