Artie reported Will, who was the captain of the team, wanted to "rip apart" the other team's pitcher because of the way he laughed whenever a female member of the Howard 100 team swung and missed. This led Howard to ask which women from Howard 100 were on the team and Artie responded Penny Crone wasn't just on the squad, but actually played catcher. Because of this, Artie added the only play that was made at the plate was when Jon Hein pushed Penny out of the way so he could field a throw from the outfield. Bob then said Howard 100 lost the game 25 to 2. Will came into the studio and commented the girls on the team annoyed him because they were proud of themselves just for making contact with the ball. Will also said watching Artie trip on the field was like watching "a redwood falling" before admitting he didn't know if he wanted to laugh or cry upon seeing it. Howard proceeded to play the video of Artie's mishap, which caused Artie to laugh and point out he's never been heavier. When Howard saw the ball hit Artie in the stomach after he fell, Artie responded he didn't feel the contact because he was too busy concentrating on his back smashing into the ground.