After Howard took a call from Red Peters, who will be hosting his second broadcast of nothing but dirty songs submitted by his listeners tomorrow at 7 p.m. on Howard 101, the comedian and host of "Celebrity Fit Club," Ant, came into the studio.
Ant started his interview by telling Howard he broke up his last relationship by talking about it on the air and even got served with a cease-and-desist order from the man because he's allegedly a celebrity who's pretending to be heterosexual in public. Ant then reported that he now has a new boyfriend and they had sex even before they went on their first date.
When Ant commented the practice of gay people having sex prior to dating is commonplace, George said it's true, even though he and Brad didn't engage in such behavior. Ant went on to report that he and his new beau recently had sex together with a homeless man, explaining the man turned down their original offer of $50, but agreed to do it for $100. Ant added he made the man shower first and the three of them proceeded to engage in oral sex and "a little fingering." Ant also noted the best thing about having sex with the homeless man was that he didn't have to drive him home afterward.
Ant reported he was once standing at a public urinal, when Dustin Diamond came in and urinated in the urinal next to him. Ant then corroborated Dustin's claim that his penis is 10 inches long, adding he had to "hold it up" to prevent it from hitting the urinal. Ant also said the only penis he's ever seen that was comparable in size to Dustin's was James Woods', but pointed out Dustin's face would prevent him from ever wanting to have sex with him, despite his "bigness."