After Howard commented that Luther and Bubba the Love Sponge created "The Puss Bomb" together, George introduced The Porn Star Beauty Pageant's first contestant, Carmen Luvana. Howard reminded everyone Carmen was in the studio a few years ago and she "took Benjy's toe in her ass." Howard then acknowledged he watches a good deal of porn, but doesn't see any women "half as hot" as Carmen.
For the talent portion of her appearance, Carmen announced that she could have an orgasm in English, Spanish and German. Carmen next had "phone sex" with Luther in English, before also engaging in the practice in Spanish with George, who speaks the language fluently, as well as in German with Artie's Hitler impersonation.
When Howard proceeded to ask Carmen how she'd make the world a better place for the personality portion of the game, she responded she'd encourage girls to get "freakier" and demand people have "better sex" with each other. Carmen's answer led Howard to say that if girls like her existed in Iraq, there'd be no war there. However, despite her openness, Carmen wouldn't allow the vaginal thermometer created by frequent caller, Coach Mike, to be put inside her body to take her temperature.