Howard next spoke to Rhiannon, who said she has triple-M breasts and that she weighs 98 pounds. Rhiannon also commented she got into porn as "a gimmick" for her music career, while also telling Howard she didn't participate in the photo shoot with John, but instead directed the proceedings for her magazine, Gent. Rhiannon noted she works as a dominatrix and has performed the following activities: putting needles in a man's testicles; setting his body hair on fire; making a man defecate and then eat it; urinating in a man's mouth; soaking her used tampons in urine and making a man drink the mixture; and "ball crushing," which she explained is exactly what it sounds like.
Howard asked Rhiannon where she performs her deeds and she told him she has an official business location. After Rhiannon added she had "groomed quite a few girls" who work for her as well, she claimed her business was "so lucrative" that she's a millionaire. Rhiannon said she once thought a client had died after she tied him to a makeshift cross and then, using a toothpick, inserted Ben-Gay into his "pee hole," which caused him to pass out. Rhiannon then reported she makes her clients strip before they pay her and that the latest craze she's encountered was "dildo play."
John commented that he serviced Devyn with his tongue in both her vagina and anus, both of which were activities he said he enjoyed doing. John then quoted Artie, noting, "You can't get diseases from fun." John also acknowledged that porn has officially become his career and that his mother is so liberal she doesn't mind his new lot in life.
Howard introduced a new contest, The John the Stutterer Game, this morning in which John would be given a phrase and then everyone would guess over-under how long it would take him to repeat it. Here are the lines John was given, his response times, and the wagers placed: • "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country." With the line was set at 30 seconds, Howard and Robin each won $50 from Artie because they bet under and it took John 23 seconds to say it. • "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." Howard lost $50 to Artie and Robin when he took the under for the line of 15 seconds. It took John 16 seconds to repeat the line. • "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore." There were no wagers placed because everyone agreed John would be able to repeat the line in under 10 seconds and it took him five seconds to do so. • "To be or not to be, that is the question." Howard once again lost $50 to Robin and Artie for guessing under seven seconds when it took John eight seconds to say the line.