After Sal told Artie this was the first time he ever "roasted a pig without an apple," he added: "What do you say to a fat, ugly, hairy comic who's really funny? Good to see you, Lisa Lampanelli." As the crowd cheered at Sal's remark, he pointed out he was kidding, because he doesn't find Lisa at all funny. Sal then told Artie he looked so big during his appearance last month on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" that "a piece of his ass" was still on his TV, even after he switched the channel and also advised Dana to become a spokeswoman for TrimSpa, seeing as she was able "to lose 400 pounds in one day."
Sal proceeded to tell Artie he eats like a pig and that the only vegetable he's ever loved was his father, before adding since his dad "got fingered in the ass by a fag," he wasn't really a vegetable but more of a fruit. Sal went on to tell Artie "Beer League" will "plummet faster" than his dad falling off a roof and the only thing that could've been worse for his father than his death was if he was alive to see the movie. Although Artie admitted Sal was "rough," Colin Quinn and Lisa Lampanelli felt otherwise, explaining they didn't think Sal crossed any lines. Richard then came into the studio and reported he thought his "lovely partner killed."