When Jim Florentine took the mic, he thanked the Rev. Bob Levy for not asking him to appear at the Daniel Carver roast, explaining it was so bad that he'd rather hear "gunshots coming from his parents' bedroom" than have to listen to the roast again. Jim then told Artie that when Dana yells "I'm coming" during sex, she's actually talking to God, before pointing out that Artie's the perfect Yankees fan because he has "the body of Babe Ruth, the stamina of Lou Gehrig and the liver of Mickey Mantle." Jim went on to say if Artie's liver was anymore "black and bloated" Angelina Jolie would try to adopt, while also claiming Artie's dad didn't fall off a roof, but instead jumped off after he watched "Dirty Work." Once Jim admitted he felt badly for having made fun of Artie's dead father, he softened the blow by telling him his life was such a mess he should be happy his dad was paralyzed before he died because now he can't roll over in his grave.