Bubba the Love Sponge Will Race Robin Quivers

Bubba the Love Sponge called in to address the challenge of racing against Robin (another one of her new hobbies). Bubba said that he'd whip her ass at any racing involving a motor but said that he didn't want it to destroy their friendship when he beats her. Robin said that she'd be cool if he beat her and they started to wonder what the spoils would be. Howard thought that if Bubba won, he should be able to demonstrate his oral abilities on Robin (although Robin wasn't too thrilled with this idea), and if Robin won, Bubba should have to get breast implants.

Bubba then told the story of how he "Called the Puss" last week on his show on Howard 101. Calling the Puss consists of sticking a small cell phone into a girl's vagina (wrapped in a condom, of course) and then they try to call the phone. First they put it in with the antenna pointing toward her ovaries, then because that wouldn't work, they took it out and reinserted it in the opposite way, with the antenna pointing toward her knees. He said that the second time they did it, they could faintly hear the phone call.