Porn star, Mary Carey, as well as the Bloodhound Gang with Mark the Bagger all came into the studio. As soon as he saw Mary, who admitted to being drunk, Howard noted she looked thin, and she said her weight loss was a result of the fact she started smoking and stopped taking birth-control pills. Mary then reported she hadn't seen her father, who she said had cerebral palsy, since she was 7, but recently got an e-mail from a man who claimed to be her dad.
However, as Mary continued to tell her story, Howard told her to stop talking and take off her clothes, which she did. Although Gary pointed out Mary had hair under her armpits, Mark the Bagger still thought she looked "hot." Howard asked Mary if she'd get on the Sybian, and she said she would as long as she could look at Will while riding it. As Gary turned up the machine's speed to its maximum, Mary began moaning and screaming the names of everyone in the studio, but Howard felt she was faking her reaction. Mary responded to the allegation that she needed to "zone out" in order to have an orgasm, and agreed to try it again. After a few minutes on the machine, Mary claimed she was able to finish.
Mary announced she was once again running for governor of California, even though the only question she could answer about the state was that Sacramento was its capital. Howard then held an impromptu intelligence test between Mark the Bagger and Mary, but neither the answer to the first question: what does 22 + 22 equal. Gary next asked how many senators there were in the United States, and Mary guessed 50 while Mark went with five (there are 100), before both incorrectly guessed which president was on the five-dollar bill. Before she left, Mary told Will she was in love with him and wanted to have sex with him, but added that she knew he didn't feel the same way about her.