Artie mentioned he performed a show outside of Cleveland this weekend and, when it was done and he was signing autographs, a security guard approached him and told him to point out girls he thought were attractive, and he’d get them “backstage.” Artie then said “a really hot brunette chick,” one of the women he requested, was with a guy, who was upset to find out she was going backstage. Given how badly he felt for the guy, Artie acknowledged he invited him backstage as well. Artie added that, while he was trying to find more women to invite backstage, he also spotted four male members of the Stern Fan Network, and, out of fear of making them mad, invited them backstage as well. Artie noted there ended up being “a gaggle” of people backstage, and the woman with the boyfriend was being “aggressive” with him. Artie went on to say the woman’s advances made him uncomfortable given her boyfriend’s presence, and he felt even worse when he discovered the two were actually married. Artie then said two other women asked him to go to a bar with them, and the three of them went there with a comedian friend of his. Because the women were 22 years old, Artie admitted he didn’t have much to say to them, but also said he didn’t mind their presence because they were “solid eights.” Artie commented a number of the people who were outside the bar when his limo arrived were fans of his and began yelling to him, and he didn’t want to deal with them, so he proposed the girls and his friend go back to his hotel instead. However, Artie said both of the girls turned down his offer, even though they did give him their phone numbers.