Howard announced he had a tailor in the studio to measure Artie for his suit, and wondered just how big Artie's waist was. Although Artie figured his waist to be roughly 60 inches, Howard thought that figure was too big, and added people's waist sizes, if normal, should be their height divided by two. As Artie revealed he was 5'10" and should therefore have a waist size of 35 inches, the tailor, Anthony, came into the studio and guessed he had a 44-inch waist.
Before Anthony took Artie's measurements, though, Jessica Hahn called in to yell at Eric for his remarks about her, which caused him to respond, "Go find another evangelist" and to ask her if she had joined the AARP yet. After Howard acknowledged he actually thought his replies were funny, Eric added that his and Johnny Fratto's thread on the Stern Fan Network was more popular than Jessica's. As Eric and Jessica continued to argue with each other, Artie pointed out that one sign an argument was "insignificant" was when one of its participants use, "Ask Mutt," as a response, which Jessica did during their exchange.
Artie then got up for his waist measurement, with Robin guessing he was a 44, and Gary saying he thought he was closer to a 50. Anthony went on to measure Artie, here are some of results:
• His stomach was 55.5 inches
• His chest was 53 inches
• His over arm measuresment was 62.5 inches...and required two tape measures to get
• The width of his shoulders was 22.5
• His waist was 48.5 inches and required Anthony to lift up Artie's "gunt" to find
• His seat (otherwise known as his ass) was 50.5
Howard pointed out he was curious to know if Jason had a bigger waist than Artie, so he had Anthony measure Jason as well. However, when Anthony was done, he revealed Jason's waist was just 46 inches but at 52.5 inches, Jason's "seat" was 2 inches bigger than Artie's.