Artie commented he had two sold-out shows at the South Beach Comedy Festival in Miami this past weekend, but still didn't have sex with anyone while there.
Artie went on to say he saw a number of comedians at the festival, including Jon Stewart, who had nothing but nice things to say about the show.
Howard next got Jessica Hahn and High Pitch Eric on the line, two people who he pointed out were interested in adopting a dog from the North Shore Animal League. Although Eric insisted he was a responsible pet owner, Jessica trumped him, noting she already had dogs and spent time napping with and walking them everyday. Howard then advised Jessica to get in touch with the adoption agency, which she said she'd do.
Eric acknowledged he sometimes lets his dog "lick his balls," before denying a caller's claim that he left the animal by itself for up to a week at a time. However, Eric claimed he had one of his neighbors watch the dog whenever he was out of town.