After playing a clip that isolated Artie's wheezy breathing in the studio while, Howard took a call from a 605-pound man named Tiny, who warned Artie he could reach his size "before he knew it." Tiny went on to say his lightest weight was 400 pounds, and that he needed to use a walker now because of his weigh
t. Artie then admitted "the noise" he was making as he breathed was "crazy," while Tiny claimed he could still wipe himself after going to the bathroom, even though he had to lie on his bed to do so.
As Tiny got into further detail about his wiping techniques, Howard asked if he'd be willing to let HowardTV film the procedure, but he declined. Tiny also insisted he ate "a bagel every morning and a small lunch," but Howard doubted this was true based on his weight. However, Tiny claimed he was telling the truth, noting he weighed almost 700 pounds in September.
While Howard and Artie continued to talk about Tiny after the call ended, another caller reported he was listening to Bubba the Love Sponge's show last month, when Bubba admitted that, when he weighed 500 pounds, he not only needed Spice Boy to help him wipe himself, but that he used a towel to do it.