The Babysitters Club Gone Wrong

Wendy the Retard called in while she was babysitting, and proceeded to yell at one of the kids for wiping himself "in front of the window instead of in the bathroom."

This led Robin to wonder where the boy's pants were, and Wendy told her they were in the drawer. When Artie then joked that Wendy had "eaten" the boy's pants, Wendy laughed but insisted she'd be able to make it through an entire Richard Simmons workout if she had to do it.

After Wendy hung up, Howard acknowledged he wouldn't leave Wendy with a pet fish, but also admitted he thought she "sounded like fun."