Porn star/former California gubernatorial candidate, Mary Carey, stopped by and reported she was being sued by Mariah Carey not for her similar name, but because Mariah didn't want her to be able to trademark the name "Mary Carey."
Since Mariah's name was mentioned, Howard played a tape from "Extra," of the reporter talking about how Mariah was upset with Howard for calling her "fat." This led Howard to recall how Mariah was so upset with him that she actually called his house to confront him about the remark, and that he told her it was because he really liked her, even though he admitted she wasn't buying it.
Short Men Need Not Apply
Mary commented she hasn't been in many pornos in her career, mostly because of her run for governor in California and her appearances on this show. Mary then said she and one of her porn friends went out last night, and that was why she seemed "out of it" today. Mary proceeded to note she wasn't "easy to get" when she went to clubs, adding she had difficulty finding men taller than her. In fact, Mary added her latest conquest, Evil Jared of the Bloodhound Gang, was 6'5".
Spanking and An Odd Threesome
On request, Mary took off her clothes, and Howard acknowledged she looked "pretty good" to him.
Mary then asked her "ex-future husband," Will Murray, to spank her, and he replied he would if it'd "shut her the f' up."
Will proceeded to spank Mary, demanding she call herself "a dirty little whore," which Mary did.
Mary also claimed she wanted to marry Will, who said he was happy with his current fiancé and told her to stay away from him. Mary also said she used to hang out with Chyna Doll and the porn star, Kendra Jade, but that she stopped seeing Chyna because she was "too wild" for her.
How to Become a Porn Star
Mary mentioned she had to drop out of the gubernatorial race a few years ago because her mother jumped from the fourth-story of her apartment building in a suicide attempt. Mary then said her mom broke her back and hurt her foot in the incident, but that she was now very happy to be alive.
This led Howard to ask if Mary got into porn because of her mother, but she responded that wasn't the case, but was more likely the lack of a father figure during her childhood that lured her to the business.
Before she left the studio, Mary agreed to catch M&Ms with her breasts for plugs, but Howard stopped the game once Will threw a cupcake (which wouldn't be have been eaten anyway as Artie was out sick) at her and she tossed back at him