Mariann from Brooklyn dropped in to say hello. Mariann noted she had a 14-year-old daughter, and that her husband was getting her ready for school this morning, adding she had, in fact, been standing outside the SIRIUS building since 3 a.m this morning. Mariann went on to say her SIRIUS was on "24 hours a day" to listen to Howard, and Gary came into the studio to report he was planning on making a documentary about Mariann's husband for his entry in this year's Howard Film Festival.
Mariann then attempted to read a poem she wrote for Howard, but he interrupted her in the middle of the second line and thanked her for coming in. Before Mariann left, though, Howard asked if she'd ride the Sybian, which she did for a minute until she demanded to be let off – without reaching orgasm.
Sal proceeded to come into the studio to ask Mariann to sign her Sybian attachment, as was the practice for all of its riders, and everyone laughed when the gag pen he handed her exploded.