The musician, Larry Pierce, who is best known for songs like "Nothin' Like a Good, Hard F'in'," "She Licked My Scrotum" and "I Think About You Every Time I Sh*t," stopped by to talk about the release of his latest CD, "P*ssy Whipped." Larry said he was 56 years old and had a family, adding he used to work at a factory prior to its closing to supplement his musical income.
After playing some of "Nothin' Like a Good, Hard F'in'" with his acoustic guitar, Larry acknowledged he didn't know where his inspiration for such songs came from, and also pointed out he didn't necessarily experience the stories of the characters in his songs. Larry then launched into a version of "My Hillbilly C*ck."
Larry also mentioned he made "some money" from his music before Howard played one of his new ditties, "She's a Worthless C*nt." Larry said he had another song he wanted to play, "Keep Your P*ssy Clean," which he did, before Howard played a new song, "She's Got a Yeast Infection." Larry went on to say some of his work was inspired by his wife, and denied Artie's guess that he had racist songs in his catalogue.
Eric the Midget called in to announce he "listens to country music," and that he thought Larry "sucked," which caused Howard to hang up on him. After Howard played another of Larry's new songs, "Will You Swallow My C*m?," Artie asked if the backup singers on the track had any objections to having to repeat the lyrics, but he said they didn't. Howard then played "I Think About You Every Time I Sh*t," a song that Larry explained was actually meant as a compliment to a woman, despite its normally negative connotations.
Robin asked Larry if he'd ever written "a plain, old love song," and he replied, "No, no, no, no." Larry proceeded to say he had a record deal, and was paid "a few thousand dollars" for making his albums.