A caller asked if any of the staff ever masturbated to their co-workers' significant others, so Artie confessed that he once beat off to Beth...but before she was dating Howard, because he got turned on by her scene in "Flirting with Disaster." Jason Kaplan came in to say he once jerked off to Doug Goodstein's wife. Benjy then said he jerked off to Gary's wife, but only after he saw a picture of a woman who looked like her.
Richard admitted that he once beat off while listening to Will have sex with his girlfriend. Artie asked if anyone had ever beat off to interns, so Gary admitted that he once beat off to the thought of two interns banging each other – while they were still working for the show. Howard asked Fred if he'd ever jerked off to the thought of anyone else's significant other, but Fred claimed that he thought of everyone's wives as sisters, not sex objects.