Pat Cooper came in with his girlfriend Joanne to promote his upcoming Friar's Club Roast and remarked that the crew looked really good.
Pat told everyone that his acting career was on hold, as he hasn't been in a movie since "Analyze That" - even after auditioning for "The Sopranos" four times. Howard told Pat that he must've had a chance if he was asked back four times, but Pat yelled "F' 'The Sopranos!'"
Howard asked Joanne how Pat was in the bedroom, but Pat jumped in to claim that they've never had sex. Joanne said she didn't blame herself for Pat's erectile dysfunction, so Howard wondered how Pat could please her without his penis.
Pat irritably denied that he gave Joanne oral sex. Howard then told Pat that he'd never be able to handle being roasted if he was so sensitive to cursory questions about his sex life.