The Reverend Bob Levy, Shuli, and Sal the Stockbroker came in to roast Pat, but Pat claimed they were hacks for having their jokes written down on paper. Pat argued with every joke they told, and when Sal threw down his paper and began viciously attacking Joanne, Pat asked him to pick the paper back up. Howard told Pat that this mini-roast only proved that he wouldn't be able to deal with jokes at his expense.
Howard asked Pat about Don Imus, and Pat declared that Imus was a coward. Pat said Imus never should have apologized for his "nappy headed hoes" statement the way he did and pointed out that he incorrectly claims to have "inherited" Pat from Howard. Robin wondered if Pat and Joanne have considered meeting with a sex therapist, but Pat began yelling that he didn't care if he was able to have sex so long as he could still pee.