A caller asked Howard about the birthday dinner he had with Artie on Friday. Artie laughed that, when he showed up at Howard's place, Beth gave him a DVD of "Flirting with Disaster," which Artie had admitted to pleasuring himself to before he ever met Beth. Howard said that he surprised Artie by renting out John's Pizza and invited Artie's friends. Howard noted that he ran "87 miles" earlier in the day, but he was still only able to down four slices of pizza to Artie's eleven. As an added bonus, Beth O wore a very "hot" outfit.
Howard revealed that Richard Christy couldn't make Artie's party because he was going to Salem, Massachusetts with his girlfriend (who's first name also happens to be Christy) to go to haunted houses. Richard came in to explain that he had to book his Salem trip a year in advance because it's so popular with Halloween freaks. Howard said the only person at the party to misbehave was Sal, who acted like "a real asshole" by smearing pizza sauce on Scott DePace's face.