Howard brought in Laura, the new 19 year-old Miss HowardTV. Artie declared this segment "the greatest thing ever" and whipped out his checkbook to offer her money for sex, so Laura told him that she was holding out for $50,000...as directed by her manager, who was familiar with Artie's reaction to the Miss HowardTV girls. Robin noticed Laura's "tramp stamp" tattoo, and Laura explained that she got it when she was only 15 – around the same time she lost her virginity. Laura then showed the crew "The Scorpion," a cheerleading pose that involves putting her leg behind her head.
Laura's manager and sister came in as well, so Howard noted that they were all hot. Artie felt the manager "might've been a number one draft pick in '92" and claimed Playboy made him gain weight for his profile's accompanying photoshoot. The crew then made a less-than-subtle attempt to put Artie over in front of the girls, but none of them seemed to be buying it. Howard then thanked the girls and told Artie to try his luck in the halls later.