Artie Takes Crazy Alice Shopping

Lisa G reported that Artie took Crazy Alice to the Yankees store as promised yesterday, so Artie explained that Alice wasn't really crazy – like any other broad, she took his offer to buy her 3 things straight to the most expensive items. Alice didn't stop at three, though, picking out two jackets, a jersey, a miniature of Yankee stadium, a snowglobe, and Yankee earrings. Artie ended up throwing in a cap for himself, bringing the total to $574.