Benjy’s Manic Commute

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Artie told the crew that his driver wanted to beat up Benjy’s cabbie this morning. Benjy’s cab cut off Artie’s car, and when Artie finally pulled up behind the cab at work, Benjy sprinted from the cab to the building. Artie said he’d have an easy time losing weight if he could look at Benjy’s sweaty forehead whenever he got hungry, but Benjy insisted that he was mostly wet from a shower and put on a cap to absorb the moisture.