Howard introduced his next guest, Yucko the Clown, by complimenting his sexually explicit trick-or-treat videos on Damnshow.com. Yucko complained that Artie no longer books him on his comedy bills, but Artie denied purposefully ignoring Yucko's "talent." Yucko began making jokes about Artie's weight and told a story about seeing Artie run to a bakery at 5am to buy a "bouquet" of sugar cookies.
Robin asked Yucko if he was really about to get married, and Yucko confessed it was true – he proposed to his fiancé at the Grand Canyon and told her not to let her vagina get as big as "this hole in the ground." Yucko's fiancé came in to say that she only got the ring after agreeing to Yucko's lone condition, adding that she didn't want to have children - she's content to enjoy Yucko's big penis instead.
The Reverend Bob Levy called in to say he wasn't as bummed out by Yucko's new sober lifestyle now that he's not drinking himself. Yucko said he's not as bad as Jim Florentine, who orders uber-healthy breakfast food. Howard then played clips from a few of Yucko's classic roast appearances and parody songs, including his infamously racist anti-Robin rants. Howard remarked that Yucko never says a bad word about Fred, which Yucko admitted was because Fred looks too much like a stalker.