Howard got both Siobhan and Nicole Bass on the line to plead for the open spot in the "Are You Smarter than Miss Howard Stern?" contest. Nicole Bass claimed she had a hard life, but Siobhan warned against believing Nicole's argument, saying that Nicole will ask the show for cash even when she has money. Nicole railed against Siobhan's "fake vagina," so Howard demanded that the "boys" fight fairly.
Nicole said she deserved the chance to win money because she had to support her husband and herself, adding that, unlike Siobhan, she wouldn't waste the money by caring for 50 cats. Fred felt that neither of these "two lazy dudes" deserved the slot, but he felt that Siobhan's argument was better. Artie also voted for Siobhan, and Robin voted for Nicole. Howard then registered the final (and deciding) vote for Siobhan because Nicole got cash last time.