Jeff the Drunk stopped by to show the crew how he's recovering from ass surgery. Howard said Jeff's doctor claimed that if Howard hadn't forced Jeff to go to the hospital to have his pressure ulcer removed, he might've died. Jeff explained that he got the ulcer from sitting in a wheelchair for two years. Howard noted that Jeff has now had two ass surgeries, and the second failed because his ass rejected a skin graft from his thigh.
Will came in to remove Jeff's bandage, and everyone was disgusted by the sight of Jeff's wound. Jeff told the crew that he planned on doing more with the show when he was finished recovering, which Howard felt was fine. Jeff then insisted that Howard put him on his Christmas list and let him sing a song, and Howard relented, so Jeff "sang" as Fred punched up the song with sound effects and drops.