Brittaney Starr stopped by to promote her new single, "I Wanna F' the DJ," and told Howard that he would have to feel her double-Ds to see if they were real. Brittaney revealed that she masturbates three times a day by humping pillows, which led everyone to suggest that she hook up with Eric the Midget. Howard asked Brittaney what she fantasizes about, so she confessed that she thinks about banging a guy who turns out to be her long lost dad and the "little Asian women" who do her nails.
Brittaney reported that she had an Asian girlfriend and recently filmed a scene with Nick "Dropping Loads" Manning. Howard played a clip of Brittaney banging Nick and then asked her to get naked. Brittaney stripped down, got on the Sybian, and sang her song as Gary turned up the Sybian dial. Brittaney screamed intermittently, eventually climaxing before she could make it through the whole song.