Gary came in to say that Riley Martin was arguing with security downstairs, so Howard brought Riley in to discuss the situation. Howard and Robin were surprised by Riley's outfit; a "feminine" necklace, an odd cane, and nonsensically, both a belt and suspenders. Howard then played some clips from Riley's show in which he claimed that women who sleep with him notice a decrease in facial wrinkles afterward.
Howard asked Riley if his semen could cure his laugh lines, but Riley became irritated, saying "Listen, motherf'er..." Howard speculated that Riley only became angry because he knew his claims were so outrageous. Eron, Riley's co-host, came in to say that Riley's drinking is getting in the way of his show. Howard asked Riley why his wife had to bring a restraining order against him, so Riley explained that he was "celebrating" and "talking shit."